18+ ONLY! NSFW! After almost a decade I've stopped making captions, so now you'll get reblogs of some of the almost 10k captions I've made over the years plus the very occasional new one on pics I can't resist. All images found freely available on the internet and assumed to be available for the "transformative use" of captioning. If you think it's yours and you have a problem let me know and I'll remove it/credit it. For those too dumb to realise, this is FANTASY and does not imply my condoning any of the acts suggested in real life. Consenting adults can do what they want.
Face on the floor